Here’s my stand up from Spanky’s this week.

The video starts late, so here’s the set up that came before:

I work in what could be best described as a fast food restaurant. I won’t say what it’s called in the off chance that this could get me into some sort of trouble with them. I will say, that they don’t like to be referred to as a fast food restaurant, the word “bread” may or may not be in the name, and the name sounds like the name of a metal band from the 80’s.

That’s right, Shred and Company.

I’m kidding. It’s the Scorpions.

Well, at this job, I often work a cash register, and because of that I get asked annoying questions.

Then the video starts.