50% John Locke, 50% Man in Black, 100% Hardcore. From televisions LOST, this print of an original 16x20 inch acrylic painting depicts the true nature of our newly risen John Locke.
$15.70The original is also on sale. That will cost you $815.16.
This is incredible.
Lost, as interpreted by Newsweek staffers who have never seen the show.
I wanted to post this yesterday, but I couldn’t get the video to work. Too bad, too, because it’s hilarious, and not just because the people are so clueless… after all, from the outsider’s perspective this show looks & sounds utterly ridiculous.
But we all know it’s not that, but instead totally amazing and the greatest thing ever.
Okay this is pretty funny. I love how wrong they are, and how hard they try to figure out what is happening in these random scenes from the series.
twofish:somedaythewaves:mutations:captainkirk:woahitsjuanito:
subwaytovenus:waaaaaaaalt:(via dirtylittlecity)These just keep getting better and better.
That’s amazing! Another thing Avatar ripped off story wise!
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I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
It is very close to **********. I’m glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.
My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don’t need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.
I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You’ll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don’t die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don’t worry, I’ll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren’t familiar with one.
You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don’t care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.
The lake isn’t mine, it is my neighbor’s. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn’t around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won’t see them.
I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
I’m sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can’t give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don’t want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don’t want to pass up on this great job opportunity.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.
3rd Member of the upcoming Avengers team. This is getting exciting! (Even though we already knew Iron Man would be on it)
Damon and Carlton just announced on Jimmy Kimmel Live that Sunday, May 23, 2010 is the date of the series finale.
This means there will be 1 week off at some point in the season.
I just discovered this site, and it is pretty freaking hilarious. Here’s one of the exchanges.
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